It's Just The Way I Am

theuppitynegras: stillcynicalstilladouche: schakall: twisted-s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:29:33 -0400

stillcynicalstilladouche:

schakall:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

definitely blue

Torn between yellow and blue.

Torn between yellow blue and green.

blue would be cool because I can see the world and be back in time for dinner

but with the pink I make old billionaires fall in love with me, divorce they asses and be richer than a motherfucker ~~and make Zayn love me~~

torn between yellow, blue,and orange

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:54:23 -0400

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

prada-wifi: dying-planet: mezmorize: la-brea-love: unvivid: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:52:42 -0400

prada-wifi:

dying-planet:

mezmorize:

la-brea-love:

unvivid:

WOW OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW WOW ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS I WANT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD TO READ THIS AND UNDERSTAND IT

Best thing ever omg

Aw

so beautiful

this makes me feel a lot better about myself

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:47:03 -0400

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

doctorinapolicebox: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: It was not your ship but mine. And it was your...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:41:38 -0400

doctorinapolicebox:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

It was not your ship but mine.

And it was your OTP on the line.

The writers fucked it up this time

Didnt they my dear

Didnt they my-

i just spit everywhere because of that gif

I’m dying because of that gif

itsalwayssunnyinasgard: I doodled a thing. [x] I’m...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:37:58 -0400

itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

I’m dying…

torn-and-frayed-wings: lifeinthephandom: because everyone...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:36:39 -0400

torn-and-frayed-wings:

lifeinthephandom:

because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog

More like galaxy eyes

ladymalchav: nissanissas: when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:35:20 -0400

ladymalchav:

nissanissas:

when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity

livin-la-vida-loki-d: squilf: #an accurate summary of their...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:33:17 -0400

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

squilf:

#an accurate summary of their entire relationship

There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.

glasslightss: andrvw: tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:32:58 -0400

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:29:40 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

I know what I’m gonna do with my life

releasings: alaea: Imagine it’s Sunday morning, your perfect...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:28:45 -0400

releasings:

alaea:

Imagine it’s Sunday morning, your perfect boyfriend just woke up in the comfy apartment you own together in Manhattan, NYC. You were just making some breakfast when you see him stirring in the bed, and snap a quick picture before he turns at the noise of your camera and smiles at you. He rushes down to wrap you in a big, warm hug and begins to make some coffee.

Reality it’s a Friday night, your perfect piece of pizza just got taken out of the oven. You were just making it for yourself because you’re alone with no body to eat it with. You take a photo of your pizza quickly before it looks up at the noise of your camera, it steams at you. You rush to your room and wrap your hands around the big, warm slice of pizza and you blog until 4am.

IN THE UNITED STATES

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:28:04 -0400

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

owning a gun

is a right

having healthcare

is a privilege

twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:27:09 -0400

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

cyndaquil-fire: snuffleupagusjaydaymay: funny-addictive-blog: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:26:45 -0400

cyndaquil-fire:

snuffleupagusjaydaymay:

funny-addictive-blog:

Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?

this gif is fucking well made.

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:25:37 -0400

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

THIS

See what your followers think of you.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:23:00 -0400

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.

grrrenadine: ta da

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:20:30 -0400

grrrenadine:

ta da

caasi-damine: and i don’t care if this doesn’t fit on my blog....

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:18:47 -0400

caasi-damine:

and i don’t care if this doesn’t fit on my blog. this is beautiful.

She has a beautiful heart…

Oh god. Why are there tears in my eyes?

Aww, tears are in my eyes

WOW I MEANT JESUS YOU HAVE A PERFECT BLOG MY PHONE IS TOO SLOW FOR MY TYPING

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:13:59 -0400

OHH. THAT’S REALLY FUNNY. THANK YOU. YOUR BLOG IS ALSO PERFECT, BY THE WAY :D